Dog owner: Who did it?
Dog on Left: I know who…
Dog on Right: Have you noticed the pattern in this concrete? It’s magnificent! The swirls go round and round. Follow the swirls.
Dog owner: Which one of you did it?
Dog on Left: Do you see how guilty he looks? I don’t want to give it away, but follow my eyes. –>
Dog on Right: Swirls! They smell so guilty…uh… I mean, like feet!
Dog owner: Look how you left the shoved!
Dog on Left: Dude, you’re so busted. Okay, fine. Hide behind my head, you big brute.
Dog on Right: I’m so busted. If I don’t look, he’ll never see me. Look! I’m invisible!
Dog owner: Was this you? Did you do this?
Dog on left: Nope.
Dog owner: No, not you…. Mr. I’m talking to you. Did you do this? Look at me.
Dog on right: Shrink! Shrink! Why am I so big and noticeable?!? Why does he see me?
Dog owner: It wasn’t enough for you to leave me with two different shoes!
Dog on right: OMG! Those shoes were delicious! The smell and chewy rubber kept me busy for hours! …. Oops. shrink away, shrink away…
And the accomplice? Haha. Definitely guilty.
From a dog’s perspective, they fulfilled a need to chew. Get that dog a bone. He’s obviously loved and well behaved except for a few natural needs. Great dog owner for his love. I suspect the dogs are well cared for and have bones. But, that shovel was too good to pass up 🙂